What a turnout! One of the largest groups ever seen at a winter hash showed up for a trail in Lichtenberg. The Hares andthe Beermeister were both caught unprepared and underbeered. Thankfully, some last minute reshuffling and purchasingmeant no one went home thirsty. At Chalk Talk the hares introduced a never seen before symbol, BB for Beer Barrier.After reaching BB, hashers searched for a beer hidden nearby and and were only allowed to continue trail once the beerhad been located and drunk. Congratulations High Octane and Ringpiece for their eagle eyes, highly adapted to zoomingin on a potential beverage. Between the two Beer Barriers was a second new symbol, an exclamation mark! This marked adicey canal crossing that was cleared by a few hashers in a single bound. Most hashers opted to bypass this peril andfound a safer crossing up the road. Shortly after these safety-first Hashers rejoined trail, Berlin’s greatest elevator wasdiscovered next to a check – this elevator moved not only vertically, but also horizontally. Given the possibility that trailrequired a ride on this mesmerising contraption, many crammed in and pressed the button. Just as the doors were closing,On On was called in a different direction but it was too late. These lucky hashers enjoyed a cramped up-sideways-downride to the other side only to have to immediately make the return journey.
The wa*kers were the first to arrive at Beer Stop but they thought (yes, big mistake) that the runners had already finishedtheir beers and moved on. This resulted in a lengthy wait back at Hash Car until the pack arrived. At least it allowed timefor the Beermeister and one of the Hares to acquire more beer. Berlin’s newest Religious Advisor, Full of Spunk, allottedDown-Downs to the many long-time-no-sees, to the thinkers on trail, to Cock Teacher for corrupting song lyrics and toSymphomaniac for volunteering the wrong run number when no one asked her (amid myriad other crimes). Onsummoning the Virgin Nina into circle, the RA was ever-so-slightly stymied by her quirkiness and unwillingness to giveany direct answers. Finally we discovered her name and that she likes money. A round of social drinking in the darkfollowed circle. If there was an unofficial OnIn, the scribe knows nothing of it, because he jumped on his bike and fuckedoff home.
Hares: Boobergeben, Check my Hairy Nipples
Beermeister: Hot Climax
Religious Advisor: Full of Spunk
Scribe: Check my Hairy Nipples
Attendees: Cock Teacher, Dirty Berti, High Octane, Just Barbara, Just Charley, Just Mike, Just Nina, Just Oliver, JustSalomé, Lemmiwanks, Maria Phallus, Mopedophile, Mr Bean, Reamer Screamer, Rico Roofie, Ringpiece, Runs fromSex, Sauerkraut, Short Fat & Black, Sixtynanus, Sperminator, Symphomaniac, Top Half, Touched by Boobies, VaginaDestroyer
Hasher Count: 29