Berlin Hash #2005 - 12.01.2020

Updated: Jan 20, 2020

Hashers enjoyed a scenic r*n from Plänterwald along a series of canals (some covered in vivid green duckweed) that led to Treptower Park and a beer stop with a view of the sun setting over the Spree. How awful... Both Lemmiwanks and Call Girl brought canine companions on trail, Shithead and Jack On Jack Off, but it was Call Girl who finally sniffed out the beer after a long and thirsty search through the bush. Shithead earned his name by greeting Hairy Nipples with a paw to the majesticles and welcoming Touched by Boobies with a good ole mounting. At the Beer Stop, Cock Teacher was assisted by the hare, Short Fat & Black, in handling a large pole during a daring and heroic rescue of a plastic cup that strayed into the Spree – obviously that earned them a down-down later. A virgin, Just Charlie, a citizen of the world with a past in Korea, New Zealand, Australia and England, tasted her first down-down and experienced her first circle. And what a circle it was – Justs Josh, Mike and Barbara witnessed a glimpse of what their futures might hold: a naming! Just Patrick was farewelled as Boobergeben was welcomed. After enthusiasm was shown for all four short-listed names, the Religious Advisor was forced to make a final decision. Runner-up names included Reverse Breastfeeder, Lusten for Nutten and Isaac Nutten. Shout-Out to Boobergeben for taking a proper baptism in the middle of Berlin winter – not that he was given much choice. And a special mention must go to High Octane who hared her second ever trail. Several hashers took the S-Bahn to Ostkreuz for a beer and a feed at the spontaneous OnIn at Straßenbräu.

Hares: Short, Fat & Black and High Octane

Location: Plänterwald

Beermeister: Kiss Me Kindl

Religious Advisor: Check my Hairy Nipples

Scribe: Check my Hairy Nipples

Participants: Sauerkraut, Boobergeben, Touched by Boobies, Call Girl, Lemmiwanks, Runs from Sex, Dirty Berti, Cock Teacher, Symphomaniac, Full of Spunk, Just Charlie (virgin), Just Barbara, Just Mike.

Hasher Count: 17

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