Full Moon Run #150

🎉 ON-ON BERLIN 150th FULL MOON ANALVERSARY TRAIL 🎉

Attention sketchy athletes and veteran booze hounds:

Next Friday at 18:45 sharp(ish), the hares invite you miserable pack of degenerates to celebrate another glorious trail of poor decisions, suspicious shortcuts, and aggressively average running.

📍 TRAIL TYPE: A-to-B, because making people solve transportation problems after beer is part of the tradition.

🗓 DATE/TIME: Friday 29.05.2026 @ 18:45 (pre-lube (BYOB), whining and fake stretching from 18:30)

🚈 START: U3 Podbielskiallee

🎂 OCCASION: 150th ANALVERSARY TRAIL
Celebrating yet another iteration of:

    ✔ lost virgins

    ✔ confused tourists

    ✔ illegal-looking flour markings

    ✔ and the ongoing survival of this deeply incompetent institution.

BRING:

EXPECT:

    ✔ Questionable checks

    ✔ Dubious shortcuts

    ✔ Shiggy levels ranging from “mild inconvenience” to “what the fuck am I doing with my life?”

    ✔ At least one hare betrayal

    ✔ Drinks near for those not completely directionally fucked

WARNING:
Trail may contain hills, puddles, stairs, tunnels, aggressive shrubbery, and emotionally damaging levels of enthusiasm from the hares.

The B destination will feature beverages, little snacks, anniversary nonsense and circle-related accusations.

HASH ETIQUETTE REMINDER:
If you get lost:

1. Panic
2. Blame the hare
3. Follow whoever looks least sober

ON-ON,
The Anniversary Hares (still operational despite repeated concerns)
Symphomanic & Ringpiece