Full Moon Run #150
π ON-ON BERLIN 150th FULL MOON ANALVERSARY TRAIL π
Attention sketchy athletes and veteran booze hounds:
Next Friday at 18:45 sharp(ish), the hares invite you miserable pack of degenerates to celebrate another glorious trail of poor decisions, suspicious shortcuts, and aggressively average running.
π TRAIL TYPE: A-to-B, because making people solve transportation problems after beer is part of the tradition.
π DATE/TIME: Friday 29.05.2026 @ 18:45 (pre-lube (BYOB), whining and fake stretching from 18:30)
π START: U3 Podbielskiallee
π OCCASION: 150th ANALVERSARY TRAIL
Celebrating yet another iteration of:
β lost virgins
β confused tourists
β illegal-looking flour markings
β and the ongoing survival of this deeply incompetent institution.
BRING:
β Hash Cash (5β¬)
β Headlamp
β Spare socks
β Emergency DΓΆner money
β A believable excuse for next morning
β Absolutely NO dignity
EXPECT:
β Questionable checks
β Dubious shortcuts
β Shiggy levels ranging from βmild inconvenienceβ to βwhat the fuck am I doing with my life?β
β At least one hare betrayal
β Drinks near for those not completely directionally fucked
WARNING:
Trail may contain hills, puddles, stairs, tunnels, aggressive shrubbery, and emotionally damaging levels of enthusiasm from the hares.
The B destination will feature beverages, little snacks, anniversary nonsense and circle-related accusations.
HASH ETIQUETTE REMINDER:
If you get lost:
- Panic
- Blame the hare
- Follow whoever looks least sober
ON-ON,
The Anniversary Hares (still operational despite repeated concerns)
Symphomanic & Ringpiece
Additional Details
Kennel - Berlin Full Moon H3
Run Number - 150
Hares - Symphomaniac & Ringpiece
Attributes - Accessible by public transport, No bag drop available, Bring flashlight, Runner trail, Nighttime run, Steep hills, Bring dry clothes
Event Promotion - Promote regionally
