Full Moon Run #155

Calling all you misfits, FRBs, DFLs, and people who think a headlamp is a personality trait!

The moon is waxing, the hares are laying it, and the pack is about to get lost in Treptower Park! 🍆🌳

Join us for a FULL MOON HASH on Monday, 26 October, where the trails will be slippery, the checks will be dodgy, and the only thing harder than finding the right trail will be explaining to your partner why you came home smelling of beer and bushes.

WHEN: Monday, 26 October 2026, 6:45pm
WHERE: S Treptower Park
HASH CASH: 5 Euro
WHY: Because running sober is just jogging, and jogging is for people with their lives together.

THE HARES: Allegedly laying a trail. Whether it’s marked with flour, chalk, or their own questionable bodily fluids remains to be seen.

THE PACK: Expect false trails, short cuts, long cuts, and at least one hasher confidently running in completely the wrong direction while insisting they’re right.

THE APRÈS: There’s beer at the end, so technically this counts as a recovery programme.

BRING: A headlamp, sensible shoes, a filthy mind, and whatever remains of your dignity.

HASHER HEALTH WARNING: Moonlight may improve visibility but does absolutely nothing for your running technique, your singing voice, or your ability to pee discreetly behind a tree.

So polish your headlamps, loosen your hares, and get your buns down to Treptower Park!

ON-ON, YOU MOONING HARES
Czech my Hairy Nipples, Boobergeben

If you can’t find the trail, just follow the noise, the swearing, and the smell of stale beer.