Run #2339
It’s shaping up to be a very moist Sunday, so we’ll be frolicking through the FC Union woods. Expect mud, puddles, questionable life choices, and plenty of opportunities to get intimately acquainted with the local vegetation.
Runners: expect to be thoroughly and repeatedly fucked. There will be distance, there will be checks, there will be suffering.
Walkers: fear not. A separate walkers’ trail will be available and should be more of a pleasant woodland stroll, with considerably less abuse.
There will be a drink stop (maybe), because hydration is important, especially when you’re being fucked by trail.
Bring suitable footwear, a sense of humour, and low expectations of staying dry.
On-On!
Additional Details
Kennel - Berlin H3
Run Number - 2339
Hares - Glühfox below Standards
Attributes - Accessible by public transport, Bag drop available, Walker trail, Runner trail
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